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Blog of the Year Award

27 Dec

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Another blogging year is coming to a close, and it’s going out with a bang!

I’ve been honored to receive the Blog of the Year 2012 Award by my good blogging buddy The Narcissist. Teri is a single mom, freelance writer and former award-winning video producer. She blogs about the crazy world of sex, relationships and dating. I’ve sort of ‘adopted’ her as my blog daughter, and I love her stories and insights. 

This award comes with a few guidelines (see them below) and paying it forward is one of them. So I would like to nominate Selena Robins Musings for a Blog of the Year 2012 Award. Selena is a fellow author, my critique partner and best friend, and she writes an amazing blog filled with recipes, humor and wonderful interviews with some great people. She’s one of the funniest people I know, and I think you’ll love her as much as I do. 

So thanks again, Teri a.k.a. The Narcissist, for nominating me for this award, you’re part of the reason I’ve come to enjoy blogging so much. 

Blog of the Year rules:

1. Select the blog(s) you think also deserves the ‘Blog of the Year 2012′ Award

2 Write a blog post and tell us about the blog(s) you have chosen — there’s no minimum or maximum number of blogs required — and ‘present’ them with their award.

3 Please include a link back to http://thethoughtpalette.co.uk/our-awards/blog-of-the-year-2012-award/ and include these ‘rules’ in your post (please don’t alter the rules or the badges!)

4 Let the blog(s) you have chosen know that you have given them this award and share the ‘rules’ with them.

5 You can now also join the Facebook group — click ‘like’ on the page above ‘Blog of the Year 2012′ Award Facebook group and then you can share your blog with an even wider audience.

6 As a winner of the award — please add a link back to the blog that presented you with the award — and then proudly display the award on your blog and sidebar.

The Next Big Thing – The Pause

21 Nov

Paranormal and Romance Suspense author Kimberley Troutte tagged me to play a game called The Next Big Thing in which authors hold the microphone for a minute to answer ten questions about the stories they are working on, and then pass the mic on to five other authors. Because November is National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) I’m going to break tradition and not pass the mic on to any writer friends, since I want to hog the limelight and make it all about me. Kidding. It’s just most of my writer friends have either already been involved with TNBT or are somewhere knee deep in the 50,000 words they must write by next Friday. I hope I won’t be kicked out of The Next Big Thing Club for being so rebellious. Anyways, here goes nothing:

What is your working title of your book? I started off with Summer People, then changed it to From Away. My latest working title is The Pause. I usually don’t finalize the title until the book is completely finished, as you’ve probably already guessed.

Where did the idea come from for the book? This book is a combination of different events that have happened to me or people I’ve known, with a few dead bodies thrown in, of course.

What genre does your book fall under? Mystery Fiction/Hen Lit. Some call it  ’matron-lit’ or ‘hag-lit’, probably men. Hen-lit focuses on the 40 – 60 year-old set, the ‘coming of middle age’ group. When you consider that 39 million baby boomers are women between the ages of 42 and 60, I think Hen Lit could appeal to a pretty big demographic.

Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition? This is a great question, because I actually thought about who would play the characters before I even started writing. It’s a star-studded cast featuring: Jaime Lee Curtis, Siobhan Fallon, Julianne Moore, Matthew Fox, Matthew Broderick and Bruce Willis, with secondary characters played by Phyllis Smith, Carey Mulligan and Shai LaBeouf.

What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book? I’m so far away from synopsis-ready territory, but here’s what I have so far: Three women who share an old secret, small-town murder and menopause. Technically that’s not a sentence. Told you I wasn’t ready.

Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?  Self-published.

How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript? One month. The Pause is the result of NaNoWriMo 2011.

What other books would you compare this story to within your genre? It’s sort of a Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants — without the pants, but with the friendship, summers and sisterhood — with a touch of What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? I know that’s a movie,  not a book, but I would like to capture the flavor of that movie in this novel — small town, coming of age (even if that age is 50) murder and dark comedy.

Who or what inspired you to write this book? The idea was actually inspired by the Summer People Festival held in Port Morien, Nova Scotia every year. Residents create lawn characters representing different aspects of life in Canada. Because I have a very dark sense of humor, I thought wouldn’t it be strange if one year an actual dead body was used in the creation of the lawn character? Whose dead body? Who killed him or her, and why? The story grew from there, and now I’m not even sure if I’ll use the lawn character idea, but that was the seed that started the ball rolling.

What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?Are you the person you dreamed of being? Have you spent your life the way you planned? Do you have any regrets? What is your biggest disappointment? How well can you really know a person? Are they capable of murder? Are you? These are the questions I hope to address in this novel.

A NaNoWriMo Cheer

2 Nov

November is National Novel Writing Month, where a group of crazy people — a.k.a. writers — take to their keyboards for a gargantuan feat: to write a novel in 30 days.

Last year I took the NaNoWriMo plunge, and I’m happy to say I completed my novel.  See? I even got a Winner’s Stamp, to prove it. This year I’m on the sidelines, but I wanted to give a hearty cheer to all those participating in NaNoWriMo 2012 and offer a few tips that helped me through the process.

“Give me a ‘Na’ … give me a ‘No’ …”

Tip #1: Have a 50 page buffer - I didn’t do this on purpose — and maybe it’s cheating but nobody’s called me on it yet or taken away my precious Winner’s Stamp. I started November with 50 completed pages of my novel, and those 12,500 extra words saved my ass on days where I simply couldn’t fulfill my daily minimum word count. Whether I was too busy, too tired or completely uninspired, knowing I could ‘borrow’ words from those pages to meet my daily commitment of 1667 words really helped. P.S. I tried not to use any of those extra words until closer to the end of the month.

Tip #2: Don’t take even one day off – Each morning  I could feel the collective weight of every one of those 1667 words. The weight didn’t lift until I got those words on paper. It was tempting to take a day off, but I didn’t dare. The longer you wait to write, the heavier those words will get. 

Tip #3: Don’t spend all day writing – If you’re completely in THE ZONE, ignore this suggestion. If not, write for a few hours, then take a break. Because if you’re like me, panic sets in when you’re expected to write all day, for fear you write nothing.  As it happened, it only took me a few hours to finish my word quota. But if after 5 hours you’re still staring off into space, do something else.  Walk the dog, clean your toilet, change the filter on your furnace. Just clear your head for a while before you get back in that chair.

Tip #4: Don’t run out of plot (like I did) – My novel was almost finished at 35 K. Panic city. So my brain did cartwheels as I tried to throw more ‘stuff’ into the story.  I gave the baby colic, I fired one of my characters, then re-hired her. I lengthened the love scenes. I lengthened the arguments. I wreaked havoc at my character’s son’s wedding by making the flowers pop off the boutonnieres and having the bakery add a thousand silver bullet candies to the cake by mistake.  (True stories, both of them.) Hopefully these events will make it a more interesting story.

Tip #5: Don’t participate in local NaNoWriMo events - I’m sorry, but I didn’t need anything else to distract me from my keyboard. Besides, I’m a hermit. I did participate in some of the NaNoWriMo online forums, to lament or ask for advice. Somebody always responded.

That’s it. I’m crossing my toes and fingers for all you NaNoWriMo participants this year, and wishing you the best of luck. May your muse whisper in your ear every day and inspiration visit your dreams every night =)

Twilight, Regurgitated

5 Oct

I’ve blogged before about my adventures teaching creative writing (see my previous posts Please Don’t Ask Me and The Case of the Stolen Idea) and I met a lot of interesting people during my three years of teaching, with some notable exceptions which haunt me to this day.

The assignment for one course was to write the first draft of a short story and present it to the class. After some group discussion and critiquing, the student would then write another draft and present the story again. If I was having a busy week I didn’t always have a chance to read the first drafts before they were presented. But one particular student gave off bad vibes, and I thank my lucky stars that I decided to read his story the night before it was due for presentation.

Halfway through reading his work, it was clear he was a very disturbed individual. His ‘story’ was basically one, long torture scene in which the main character slices all the limbs off his victim and reattaches them to the opposite sides.

Difficult to read for so many reasons. First of all,  I have a weak stomach for that sort of ‘fiction’, although I always tried to keep an open mind when reading students’ work. I don’t like horror, fantasy or vampire stories as a rule, but I can still appreciate good writing and compelling plots. I really enjoyed Misery by Stephen King. Believe me, there was nothing ‘King-like’ in this story.

There were so many grammatical errors and syntax issues it wasn’t a story so much as the ramblings of a sadist. And since I used to be a nurse, I took issue with the lack of medical knowledge on the part of the writer. A victim whose leg is being sawed off would not be able to speak in coherent sentences. He’d be unconscious from major blood loss. Also, you would not be able to stop the bleeding of a femoral artery by simply cauterizing the wound. You would need clamps, suction, sutures and probably an OR nurse (or two) assisting you. This student’s sloppy research, on top of his obvious psychological problems, made me lose a little sleep.

I caught up with the kid before the next class began, and told him he would not be allowed to present his story. He took it well. I told him I found it disturbing, and asked what compelled him to write it. He told me it was based on real life events.

I somehow made it through the class and then called my supervisor, who got in touch with security, who had a little chat with him. He admitted to being off his meds, and thankfully didn’t return to class, to my great relief.

Another time the assignment was to write the first three pages of an original novel. A female student handed me the story of a vampire named Edward who falls in love with a young girl named Bella.

I get the whole fan fiction thing. I really do. But I had asked for ‘original’ work. When I suggested that rehashing someone else’s work wasn’t going to help her move forward as a writer, she got lippy, stopped attending class and I never saw her again. Begging the obvious question: Why are you taking this class?

Which led to the next question: Why am I teaching this class? Why aren’t I writing my next novel?

That semester heralded the beginning of the end of my teaching career, such as it was. I have to say, I don’t miss it.

Happy Blogiversary to Me!

6 Jul

One year ago today I wrote my first blog via WordPress, entitled Nancy Drew Unplugged. I had nothing but a few coins in my pocket and one big dream — to dominate the Blogiverse. 

Thanks to my legions of fans, a.k.a. my blog followers and commenters, I’m closer to achieving that dream.

How close? I started off with about 20 followers, and 140 posts and one year later, I have over 100 if you don’t count Twitter followers, which I don’t, because technically they’re my Tweeple, not my Bloggies, and counting them artificially inflates my numbers.

I rarely look at blog stats, but apparently people have visited me over 10,000 times this year. It’s awe-inspiring. I realize there are bloggers out there who would consider these stats pitiful by comparison, but Rome wasn’t built in a day. My time will come.

So I want to say THANK YOU to everyone who took time out of their day to come visit me this year — it means a lot. I never thought a person could make friends via blogging, but it’s totally possible, and I’m grateful for the friendships I’ve made.

My eyes are tearing up, so I’ll stop there. Here’s a slice of virtual cake for you, I hope you enjoy it. Have a wonderful weekend, I love you all <sob>

The Best Kept Secret of Successful Authors

27 Jun

Yes, I’ve discovered the secret to becoming a successful author. It’s not what you think. Doesn’t have anything to do with talent, luck, timing, a good agent, a good editor, knowing somebody who works at Random House, fate, destiny, karma or a good cover.

Are you ready for this?

<<<<Drum roll>>>>

It has to do with YOUR NAME. More specifically, YOUR INITIALS.

Simply write your books using the initials of your first name and middle name. In other words, if your name is Nancy Olivia Thing, your writing name would be N.O. Thing. Maybe that’s a bad example, but you get the picture.

If you don’t have a middle name, make one up. It worked for a U.K. author named Joanne Rowling. Her publisher figured her target audience of young boys might not want to read a book written by a woman, and asked Joanne to use two initials, rather than her full name. She came up with ‘J.K.’  Good advice, as it turned out, seeing as Joanne became a multimillionaire in five years.

If you don’t think two initials is adequate, use three, like John Ronald Reuel — or J.R.R. — Tolkien, author of Lord of the Rings. Or use your first name and then your two initials, like George Raymond Richard — or George R. R. — Martin, author of A Game of Thrones. Names beginning with the letter ‘R’ seem to be a particularly good bet, especially if you write fantasy sagas.

“But I don’t have three names,” you lament. Who cares? Pick one from a hat and use it. In my first example, adding one more name — Nancy Olivia Winnifred Thing — becomes N.O.W. Thing. Much better.

Now that I’ve discovered this secret, I’ll be using my new name from now on — Nancy Elizabeth Lauzon will be N. E. Lauzon. I know it reads ‘ANY’ Lauzon when you say it, which implies that ANY member of my husband’s family might have written my book, but trust me, no members of his family could have written it. Some of them don’t even read.

Blog Tour Stop #12 – Favorite Child

30 Mar

Today I’m visiting Lelia Taylor, from Creatures n Crooks – Buried Under Books. Lelia is a former bookseller of mystery, science fiction, fantasy and horror.

On this last stop of the tour, I’m talking about why I think A Few Dead Men is my favorite book so far.

Blog Tour Stop #11 – Dark Humor

28 Mar

Today I’m guest blogging on author Denise Hays’ site. Denise is the author of Bloodhound, a Niki Edgar Mystery.  The topic is dark humour.

A Few Dead Men contains elements of dark humour, also called black comedy or gallows humour – these are all sub-genres of comedy where the laugh comes from satire and cynicism, often relying on topics like death.

Blog Tour Stop #10 – The Amateur Sleuth’s Resume

23 Mar

Today I’m a guest blogger at K. B. Owen’s website. K. B. is a mystery writer and former college instructor with a Ph.D. in 19thc literature. Her blogs are a lot of fun and full of history. 

Today’s topic asks the question, what does it take to become an amateur sleuth? If you were to write a resume for the perfect amateur sleuth, what would you include?

Blog Tour Stop #9 – Character interview with Eunice

21 Mar
Today I’m a guest blogger at Angela Scott’s site, Whimsy and Writing. Angela loves zombies and her first novel in the Zombie West series, Wanted: Dead or Undead is coming out this month from Evolved Publishing.  I’m hosting her book shower next week. I love Angela’s blog, so if her novel is anything like her blog, it’ll be fabulous. I know for a fact that zombies are hot right now, so her book will be a popular one!
I’m conducting my last character interview today with Eunice MacDonald, Darcy’s mother. Eunice has very definite opinions about the state of her daughter’s love life, and isn’t afraid to share them with the world!
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